Trying to save time, from what could very well be… an extremely bad experience for you.
I could also be the girl of your dreams.
Really depends on how hungry I am.
***Please scroll down for the politics in regards to the application. By submitting the application you agree to all terms.***
the low down.
By submitting this application you agree and consent to the following:
You are over the age of 18. You really need to be over the age of 30 let’s be honest.
You consent me showing anyone and everyone your submission if I feel like it.
There is a very solid chance I will respond. Be prepared. If I don’t respond, I’m doing you a favor.
You need to live in Dallas. Flying me out to your location, putting me up at a 5 star hotel with cushy robes, room service, and a sick pool…is also acceptable.
I anticipate minimal applications, so feel free to refer your friends, brother, cousin, uncle, or your dad.
If you are an ex boyfriend of mine, and would like to date me again, I have a different website for you. Please visit www.neimanmarcus.com and buy back my affection.
Any other spam you want to send email -> firstname.lastname@example.org