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fun facts about me.
After two glasses of wine if you throw me in a cute outfit… you can’t tell me I’m not a celebrity.
I read 3 chapters of a book, then brag about it as if I’ve read the entire thing.
I just moved to Dallas.
First time a boy tried to kiss me was 3rd grade. He asked first. I ran away and called his mom to pick him up. (This happened.) Now I get ubers and call my own mom.
If you’re reading this still, we might have a shot at a future.
I eat 300 or 3,000 calories a day. Food consumption calculation is based on the following equation:
Square root of my emotional state, divided by the number of hours I’ve been watching TV, multiplied by how hungover I am.
Also had a date with a guy that had locked his ex-girlfriend in a basement, then fired shotgun rounds outside his neighborhood. The S.W.A.T team had to intervene. Help me. #savejen
I eat popcorn, nuts, and sometimes cookies in bed. This will annoy you.
Being single is fun, but have you ever got to run around the world with your best friend laughing hysterically? Heard that’s a thing.
135-145lbs depending on time of year
Size 6, or 8 see above.
Live in Dallas.