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fun facts about me.
After two glasses of wine if you throw me in a cute outfit… you can’t tell me I’m not a celebrity.
I read 3 chapters of a book, then brag about it as if I’ve read the entire thing.
I just moved to Dallas.
First time a boy tried to kiss me was 3rd grade. He asked first. I ran away and called his mom to pick him up. (This happened.) Now I get ubers and call my own mom.
If you’re reading this still, we might have a shot at a future.
I eat 300 or 3,000 calories a day. Food consumption calculation is based on the following equation:
Square root of my emotional state, divided by the number of hours I’ve been watching TV, multiplied by how hungover I am.
I was once on a date with a guy who gave me weird vibes, so I Googled him in the bathroom. Turns out he had locked his ex-girlfriend in a basement, fired shotgun rounds outside his neighborhood, and ran from the cops. The S.W.A.T team had to intervene. Help me. #savejen
I eat popcorn, nuts, and sometimes cookies in bed. This will annoy you.
I’m allergic to cats, and most cat people.
I don’t really have social media. I just started an Instagram so I can stalk potential applicants, and send my friends memes they’ve already seen.
My phone is on DND 100% of the time. Oh you have “read” receipts? Well I don’t even have notifications on. #win
I don’t correct auto corrects, even when they screw up my grammar. So if you’re the grammar police, and this annoys you, we will not be a fit. You’re probably the same guy who’s story is always better than everyone else’s and nobody wants to hang out with you anyway.
Being single is fun, but have you ever got to run around the world with your best friend laughing hysterically? Heard that’s a thing.
135-145lbs depending on time of year
Size 6, or 8 see above.
Live in Dallas.